Okay...to borrow from an old Saturday Night Live sketch...the Buckwheat skit, how's this card?
(Front cover--Big picture of an egg on the front, with lots of little sperm trying their darnedest to get in....) "Wookin' pa nub in all da wong paces?"
(Inside cover) "Screw it. You're going IVF instead! Best of luck!"
Okay, Rachel...waiting for that one to be Photoshopped too!!!!
I always break out in a hearty rendition of "Wookin' Pa Nub" and NO ONE ever gets it! You are so my kind of chick!
ReplyDeleteand now, if I may...a-hem..
"Unse, Tys, Fee times a mady...."