Seriously...I'm thinking I have been going about this whole 'building the family thing' the wrong way. I just need to make friends with good old Joe and tell him the next time somebody gives him a call about one of those 'pesky diaper wearin' nuisances,' he needs to give me a call and I'll see what I can do about it.
As an added bonus, I now know to whom I should turn for those darned chimney caps. Man, they have totally been keeping me up late!!