Sunday, May 3, 2009

Too funny

Okay, not that I believe ONE BIT in these predictions (save the Chinese predictor that predicts I am going to have a boy, and I only believe that one because *I* think I am having a boy!) but I keep seeing these little birth predictions all over the different sites I read about baby stuff. So...out of curiosity, I figured I'd see what my prediction was.

TOTALLY proof they are CRAZY!

The day you deliver, outside will be hot. **Ummm, unless I am pretty early, no way. Baby's due on November 24th...and in Maryland, it is COLD then!** Your baby will arrive in the middle of the afternoon. **Maybe...but there's an awful lot of wiggle room there.** After a labor lasting approximately 40 hours, **WHAT?!?!?!** your child, a girl, **Nope, told you, a boy, I know!** will be born. Your baby will weigh about 15 pounds, 15 ounces, **HOLY CRAP!! 40 hours labor my arse. Any baby over 8 pounds is being air-lifted, PERIOD. Refer to previous posts on MY size. That's over a 10th of MY OWN BODY WEIGHT!** and will be 19,19-1/2 inches long. This child will have medium brown eyes and curly brown hair. **Now, I DO have brown eyes and curly brown hair, so there's possibility there, but the little boy I have always dreamed I parented was a little boy with brown eyes and curly BLONDE hair...and I doubt his daddy will be okay with a dye job.**

Too funny.

4 comments:

  1. Actually, this makes sense. Since you're obviously delivering a toddler it MAY be warm outside.

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  2. Hi Lori! Thanks for leaving a comment on my blog the other day, I'm glad that it meant something to you. I see you were caught up in the Kyrgyz adoption drama, so painful, I know. I'm thrilled for you! Another friend of mine was waiting as well for a Kyrgyz baby and ended up adopting a newborn here in the states, a true miracle how this happened as in your case. You crack me up! I wish we lived closer as I know we would be great friends!!! Your humor is amazing! I'm going to follow along your journey if you don't mind and add your site to blogs I follow. Have fun with the pregnancy! Again, thrilled for you princess!
    Kelli

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